The Complete Book of ZINGERS (Over 5000 Perfect One-Liners) ~ By: Croft M. Pentz


Today, I'm going to choose 6 random zingers to write down.
Let me know which one you like best and why.

Here they are:

Subject: Peace

"How strange that men fight for peace and work for leisure."


Subject: Faith

"If God sees the sparrow fall, paints the lily short ad tall, gives the sky its azure hue, surely then he cares for you."


Subject: Pride

"The best kind of pride is that which compels a man to do his best even though no one is looking."


Subject: Kindness

"Never be afraid to be gracious. Look what a little polish can do for scuffed shoes."


Subject: Thinking

"Of all parts of man's body, the brain is used the least."



Subject: Kindness

"There is no sympathy so deep and strong as that which springs out of common suffering."